Sunday 19 April 2015

The Pirates of Nick Clegg

I am the very model of a modern Liberal Democrat,
People used to like me, now they think I am a total pratt,
I know the by-election wins, and I quote the fights historical
From Orpington to Bermondsey, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with policies impractical,
I understand elections, both the simple and problematical,
It seems opinion polls are teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about all the seats we're going to lose.

ALL:
With many cheerful facts about all the seats we're going to lose
With many cheerful facts about all the seats we're going to lose
With many cheerful facts about all the seats we're going to lose

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