A Lib Dems lots is not a happy one

TUNE/MUSIC – A Policeman’s Lot, Gilbert and Sullivan, Pirates of Penzance

When a Lib Dems out campaigning for election,
His election
Or maturing all his pointless little plans
Little plans
His capacity for losing his deposit
His deposit
Is far more greater than for any other man's
other man's

Our polices we with difficulty smother
'Culty smother
When there's canvassing's and leaflets to be done
to be done.
 Ah, take one consideration with another
 With another,
 A Lib Dems lot is not a happy one.
 
Ah!,   With elections to be fought and lost and won, 
Lost and won, 
A Lib Dems lot is not a happy one,
happy one.

When your stuck inside a Tory coalitionCoalition. When the voters just think your a waste of timewaste of time, And tuition fees and more than what you promised – what you promisedYou can only hope for better luck next time   Luck next time  

When Nick Clegg is up the creek without a paddle
Without a paddle
And the full horror has only just begun
Just begun
Ah, take one consideration with another
With another
 A Lib Dems lot is not a happy one.

With elections to be fought and lost and won, lost and won, A Lib Dems lot is not a happy one, happy one.